You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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