dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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