Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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