I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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