And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This is the high leading the old right now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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