We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Watching her eat just hurts me
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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