the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
