mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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