You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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