Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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