I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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