THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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