drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Randomize
