Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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