Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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