i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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