is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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