S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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