Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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