Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm both gender and math confused
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