Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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