my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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