I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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