Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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