Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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