so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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