I hope mine doesn't look like that
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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