youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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