I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i believe in u and ur pee
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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