So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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