Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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