Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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