dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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