her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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