he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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