I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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