She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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