Sry I called you an 8
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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