VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am spending my child support on dildos
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
send nudes
from the living room?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
