my soul wont recognize me after tonight
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
