I wannas sexs uuuuu
He kissed a someone with a penis
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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