I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
