I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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