guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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