You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
