"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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