She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
where are my eyebrows?
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