Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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