I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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