It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
im on a boat
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