i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Oh god it's open bar.
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