i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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