i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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